Chris Makes Them All Cross... - Sunday Mirror 13th October 2003

FATSO Chris Moyles is all heart.  On Tuesday when it was announced that he was replacing DJ Sara Cox on the radio 1 Breakfast Show, he said: "Sara is delighted. She doesn't have to get up at 4:30am anymore and she'll get to go out, spend more time with Jon and, of course, get up at midday".
 
Fast forward 24 hours and the beer-swigging lard-arse tells me: "Colin Murray and Edith Bowman thought they were going to get the job, but they didn't have a look it. Ha, ha.  I even managed to get Sara out on her arse".  What a nice man.  Not.