| Monday 14th January - Friday 18th January 2008 |
Author: parody number 9 ::
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:29pm
In little towns and cities,
And through the countryside,
Wake up now, get out of bed,
And move your fat backside.
A brand new day is here for you,
So grab it with both hands,
School or work or signing off,
We hope you've got some plans.
The'll be things that'll go real well,
And some that just go wrong,
So start your day with a big fat smile,
And our brand new cheesy song...
Brand new cheesy song...
Brand new cheesy song...
Brand new cheesy song...
Good Morning from the Chris Moyles show etc.
Now were at the second verse,
We are nearly at the end,
We play this long song everyday,
To drive you round the bend.
If your a new listener,
It really is this long,
You could shower and get to work,
As we sing the cheesy song.
Brand new cheesy song...
Brand new cheesy song...
Brand new cheesy song...
Good Morning from the Chris Moyles show etc.
MON
A day of fun and frolics as Daves new celebrity feature gets set for action as in a Top Gear style the celebrities take a lap around the radio 1 studios including a trip through Radio 1's Live Lounge. Out of the studio, turn right, through the Live Lounge, in the corridor by Jo Whileys studio, through the doors, near the toilet, then the final straight past the vending machine and the lockers and then back to the studio. It's discovered that the feature was to be started on Friday but was held off until after Chris Rock's visit.
Reasonably Fast Radio 1 Celebrity Lap Times (s)
Comedy Dave - 18.67 (2nd attempt)
Matt - 18.71
Piers Bradford - 19.46
Chris Moyles - 22.32
Dominic Byrne - 20.11
Aled Hayden Jones - 21.79
Rachael Jones - 22.27
Carrie Davis - 23.68
Names:
Hally Berry Corner
Biggins Vending Machine
Louis Walsh Straight
You can also see the videos at Radio 1 ONLINE
Also: -
Celebrity Gemma Atkinson has wrote graffiti on her local chip shop wall.
Jo Whiley has started her buisness of a massuse this weekend.
Patsy Kensit has agreed to do it with Chris, euughh.
The regional finals of Rob DJ Idol started also this weekend.
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| Tuesday 8th January - Friday 11th January 2008 |
Author: parody number 9 ::
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:07am
TUE
Who is Steve Backley? - Chris runs through the list for the itv show Dancing on Ice but has never heard of Steve Backley which provides the mass debate. As it is here is what it says on wiki - 'He was also on a special Olympic medal winners version of Jungle Run. The team collected the most monkey statues ever, getting 3 minutes out of a possible 3 minutes and 20 seconds.' (selective text)
WED
Another previous day without a guest automatically makes the day an interview day, and Wednesday belonged to the nightress of BBC Switch on Sunday nights, Kelly Osbourne. It provided another chance for a public outcry of a debate over whether Chris should be allowed to 'get it' on with Kelly through some sort of mass peer presure. Oh, the irony of it all as Kelly is helping people say no from peer pressure on her show. Oh, the hilarity, which in my opinion was the funniest thing I actually find to laugh at amongst the almost oddly darting conversation which at one point lead to a discussion about periods.
THU
Chris is to become the hijacker for Big Brother on Sunday and so spends time increasing the ideas list from the previous to include many things which I will not mention as to keep the suprise for Sunday. The main theme involved confusing the housemates with illogical announcements. 'Would Aled come to the diary room?' and Aled appears from nowhere to walk into the diary room. As for the cheesy song, it might just have a play for the sixth time in a week.
Also 1Xtra are broadcasting across the way and so as brothers and sisters do Chris plans ways to have a laugh at them, rather than involving them, including texting about Zena talking breasts. So its not just Chris's show with a dirty mind in the morning.
FRI
Great production on Gregs show just like the days of Jamie Theakston's producer and backstage, both produced by Rachael.
Chris: 'Dominic, when you read the news, Georgina reads it in the afternoon for Scott. Are you better, equal, or worse than Gerogina?'
Dom: 'I'd say she's better than me'
Chris: 'I disagree. Carrie, when it comes to sport, you do sport on the radio, Gary Lineker does sport on the telly. Are you better than, equal with or not as good as Gary Lineker?'
Carrie: 'mmm...I'd say equal'
Chris: 'I disagree, he's better than you. Dave your director of comedy on the Chris Moyles show. Chris Rock. Are you as funny as, equal to or not as funny as Chris Rock?'
Dave: 'He is considerably more funny then I'
Chris: 'No, your on a par'
And no doubt this will be explained further in 'The Life of Moyles Tertiary Phase' coming soon to bookshops in 2014 when he has become a lesser known DJ and appears on Dancing on Ice.Friday sees a special quest come in whilst he is performing his first ever set of live dates, comedian, Chris Rock. Now, at time of review I can only breifly remember the interview as i was heading to work. As with most American guests the interview started on the safe side with the initial basic questions you'd expect from a DJ. 'Whats it like', 'Is it what you expect' etc. For reference to this
rather dull interview:
http://chrismoyles.co.uk/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=28&t=18322
- someone argues yet another case for why Chris Moyles is a numpty but questioning why their not posting it on a site for people who don't like Moyles. The reason of course being we are all numpties and there is nothing wrong with it. (If you don't get that last comment - think of it as irony).
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| Monday 7th January 2008 |
Author: parody number 9 ::
Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:59pm
A brand new year is dawning,
And we're all feeling great,
Goodbye two thousand seven,
Hello two thousand and eight.
Chris is going to change his life,
He plans to get real fit,
So goodbye pizza and curry too,
But he'll still drink a bit.
He'll try to get his waistline down,
So he can wear a thong,
So imagine that as you lie in bed,
And sing this brand new cheesey song....
Brand new cheesey song...
Brand new cheesey song...
Brand new cheesey song...
Good Morning from the Chris Moyles Show,
Good Morning from the Chris Moyles Show,
Good Morning from the Chris Moyles Show...
A brand new year for you and me,
And a brand new start for Chris,
If you see him jogging down the road,
Please don't take the mickey.
Cause the thought of Moyles in lycra pants,
Just feels very wrong,
So to get that image out your head,
Just sing the brand new cheesey song...
Brand new cheesey song...
Brand new cheesey song...
Brand new cheesey song...
Good Morning from the Chris Moyles Show,
Good Morning from the Chris Moyles Show,
Good Morning from the Chris Moyles Show,
International Radio 1...
New year, new start, lets review the show, which coincidently is what Chris and the team chose as topic of conversation for the start of this new link for a new year in 2008 as they reviewed their New Year Show. So the big intellectual topic which followed on was logically what the team had been up to. This sparking a conversation into where in the world time differences occour. But wait bigger news to come...
The shows headphones smell of mice - Over the christmas period the building where Radio 1 works had a bit of a mouse infestation. Rachel thinks that a mouse had died in the cupboard where the team store their headphones. And to think that the beeb had only just renovated Radio 1's space last year.
Another mystery guest turns up in the style of the Santas before Christmas and everyone apart from Chris knows who it is. Roxanne Pallette stays in the studio for over an hour spending a deliberate lot of time on plugging Tuesday nights episode.
Made Up News
Tim Rice and Andrew Llyod Webber have cast a nine year old as the starring role in 'Simon Cowell - The Musical'. The child star says playing grumpy Cowell is a doddle, and the hardest bit is keeping the belt up around your chest during the four hour performance. "You have to wear your trousers high"
Jo Whileys Live Lounge tour may have gone hugely overbudget and it's all to do with Jo Whiley's flamboyant demands involving vol-o-vants and canapaies out on the road. Producer Sam has costed the tour in US Dollars to make it sound better but BBC chiefs are still bound to hit the roof when they finally get the bill. "The truth of the matter is to put on a tour, it's cost 37 million dollars.
Pint sized comedian Sandy Tosvig has been on tour in Scotland. But it seems audiences up there are not impressed as Tosvig is so short you can only see her if your sat in the front row. This bloke has got tickets for row N at the Iron Brew Arena but he was not impressed. "I don't like her she's too short for me".
A man in Australia who had no arms or legs made his was through the Australian Jungle to meet his idols Ant & Dec whilst filming I'm A Celebrity by his kids. His kids took him the 600km trek from his home in Adelade to get there. "Yeah, you know the kids dragged me here"
I know its short and not much of a review but at least its something.
Also as an aside, they did mention it today, but visit it any time -
A Year In The Life
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| Wednesday 12th September 2007 (Tom Holt) |
Author: Chris ::
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:39am
1. Gorillaz – Feel Good Inc., 2. Pigeon Detectives – Take Her Back, 3. Rihanna – Shut Up And Drive, 7:30 NEWSBEAT, 4. Klaxons – It’s Not Over Yet, 5. Plain White T’s – Hey There Delilah, 6. Sugababes – About You Now, 8:00 NEWSBEAT, 7. Kanye West – Stronger, 8. Scissor Sisters – She’s My Man, 8:30 NEWSBEAT, 9. Kaiser Chiefs – The Angry Mob, 10. Timbaland featuring Nelly Furtado & Justin Timberlake – Give It To Me, 11. TEDIOUS LINK: Frankie Goes To Hollywood – Two Tribes, 12. The Coral – Jacqueline, 13. Booty Luv – Don’t Mess With My Man, 9:30 NEWSBEAT, 14. Linkin Park – Bleed It Out, 15. The Enemy – You’re Not Alone, 16. Girls Aloud – Sexy No No No
Hello and welcome to a review, here on chrismoyles.net.
I’m Tom, and I used to review the show yonks ago (perhaps a couple of years now) and while I was driving around the other day listening to Chris, I thought – I could do this again, now that I’m a proper student with nothing better to do all day. So here we are with one more review (and if all goes well, perhaps the first of many) of the Chris Moyles Show on International Radio 1.
STARTING THE SHOW WITH A PROTEST AND A BIT OF CULTURE
Today is Wednesday the 12th of September, and as Dave thanks JK and Joel for their hard morning’s work (discussing Coronation Street storylines from the past and wrestling), we know that the saviour is late once again. Not very good when you take into account the fact that the show will be moving to the earlier time of 6:30am as of October. But oh no, Chris isn’t late at all. In fact, he’s currently outside the great building that is Radio 1 HQ, protesting over the removal of JK and Joel from the station. He’s even got a placard. Dominic goes out to join Chris on the picket line, although a 2 man protest isn’t going to change Parf Daddy’s mind. ‘Steve from Birmingham’ joins the mob (Joel in disguise) and a mysterious figure called Paul too (although he just seemed rather confused). Now, with 4 men and a placard, there’s no way that the BBC Bosses can ignore the calls of the public. Whilst Chris is outside for the protest, he finds it the ideal time to play some records and conveniently have a cigarette.
It seems more and more people wanted to get behind the Chuckle Brothers of Radio 1, with Keith in his black van lending his support and numerous other mystery texters too, although one person also wanted to bring back Wes and King of Tickets. Chris calls them idiots, but not in the conventional sense.
The show turns to some mild racism when Chris spots that Executive Producer Piers is wearing a stripey top. The team launch into a debate on stereotypes. Dave reckons that if Piers had some onions round his neck and was cycling down the street with a French stick over his arms, he’d look pretty French. Also according to Dave: Germans are organised, the Dutch all ride bikes and are relaxed, Australians wear shorts and flip flops (and perhaps a hat with corks) and the Irish all sit outside pubs drinking Guiness. They’re pretty lovely too. Dave tells a story about when he was young in a pub, a Welsh Male Voice Choir came and had a sing along partway through the night. Perhaps the BBC will consider bringing back Holiday with Comedy Dave if his Nuts TV show proves such a success? Rachel calls an end to the discussion before the show receives numerous death threats from people around the world. Oh, and in other news, Rachel still has Dave’s beret. Why did he have one in the first place?
WOMEN’S WORLD CUP & BIRTHDAY CORNER
Chris was disappointed to hear that Carrie hadn’t included any Women’s World Cup news in the sport bulletin. She blamed this on Chappers, saying that he’d been going on about it all yesterday afternoon and so the listeners would probably be bored by now. Chris had a fair point though – who actually goes to Chappers for sport news? First stop for me is most certainly Miss Carrie Davis. They discussed the previous day’s games, although it all went over my head to be honest. All I can remember is that there was a Japanese striker with big hair. Chris invited Carrie round for a Women’s World Cup day at his flat in the afternoon. The only rules are that you must wear something tight fitting. Hopefully the rules don’t apply to the host.
Time for today’s birthdays, and its many happy returns to the following who have sent in their cards:
Milan Snook (who’s been on One Road Travel in the past) is 26 today.
Kerry Wilcock celebrates her 24th birthday.
‘CJ’ is 9 years old and from Glasgow and dances to the Cheesy Song every day.
Siobhan Farrell is also 24 today, and loves JK and Joel too – she’ll be joining the picket line.
Finally, John Stamper (also known as The Ginge) is 30, but doesn’t want anyone to know. Wups!
Don’t forget you can always send in your birthday cards for loved (or hated) ones to the following address:
The Chris Moyles Show, Birthday Corner
BBC Radio 1
London
W1N 4DJ
(yaaaaaaaaaaay!!!)
Chris is worried that the kids on the jingle are getting a bit irritating, so holds auditions for the rest of the team to take their place. Dom sounds special and ‘Rachel’ sounds Rachelish. I think we’ll stick with the kids for now.
HELL’S KITCHEN WITH MARCO PIERRE WESTWOOD
After playing clips of the ‘Posh Jimmy Saville’ on the show for the last week or so, Chris decided yesterday that it if you added a tiny bit of echo to Marco Pierre White’s voice, you get Tim Westwood. I was a bit sceptical of this, as it didn’t sound anything at all like him. Thankfully, it appears that Chris agrees with me. It didn’t stop the real Westwood from recording some clips, with the phrases that we’ve come to love from the great chef (poached egg anyone?). Westwood might know his urban flavours, but I don’t think he’d fair too well in the kitchen. Perhaps if ITV producers are reading this now, they could snap him up for the next season!? Just when you thought it couldn’t get any funnier, Clumsy Westwood appears on the scene to pimp up Rachel’s lasagne (no innuendo there at all). Clumsy Westwood puts some alloys on the lasagne and adds a deep bass bin. Unfortunately he falls over into the greenhouse. Link overboard!
MORE NEWS AND MARCO PIERRE WHITE…
In today’s news, there was a story about a man from Penzance who wants to break the world record for talking on the telephone (39 hours plus). If you want to help said man, you log onto his website and book a time to speak to him. You can then chat for 20 minutes about an assortment of topics, which are up to you. Chris wanted to ring the man up now and try and speak to him. Unfortunately he was engaged. *budumcha!* ‘Those are the jokes folks!’
What do Sir Alan Sugar, Uma Thurman, Goldie Lookin’ Chain and Marco Pierre White all have in common? That’s right, they’ve all had the pleasure of meeting Mr Dominic Byrne and having a little chat. Yesterday, Dominic met his Hell’s Kitchen hero and conducted a short interview for the show. The interview was supposed to be on Monday, but Marco was apparently too busy for the great Dominic Bryne so it was postponed until Tuesday. We’ll find out how they get on on tomorrow’s show, but for now, a teaser of what to expect…
MPW: ‘Hi, it’s Marco-Pierre White, and whenever I’m in the UK, I love listening to the Chris Moyles Show. Don is my favourite chef.’
Dom proceeds to correct him, but after a thirteen minute conversation between the two, it seems that Marco-Pierre White still doesn’t know the name of everyone’s favourite bald headed newsreader. Nevermind – Hell’s Kitchen with Gary Rhodes returns tonight on ITV1.
NUTS TV
Nuts TV launches today with Comedy Dave at the helm of its entertainment programming. There’s a slight flaw. After such great promotion on yesterday’s show, Dave realises that Nuts TV won’t be on Sky when it launches. Instead, it’s only available on Freeview and replaces Thomas Cook TV. So if you were going to sit down and watch a documentary on the Costa Del Sol this evening, brace yourself, because it might be slightly different. The fact that is isn’t on Sky presents a number of problems. Firstly, Chris can’t watch it, as he only has Sky, and not freeview, so he cannot take the mickey out of Dave on tomorrow’s show for his appearance. Secondly, star of the show Dave cannot watch the show either. Thankfully, Rachel can.
Apparently, the name of the show has also changed from ‘Fanzai’, to ‘Shed Sports 1’. Chris spots a flaw in the show, in that it is pre-recorded and thus Dave and his comedy sidekick cannot discuss the England game that will be happening before the show airs. Cue an impromptu sketch featuring Chris and Dom enacting what they believe Dave’s show will sound like. If the Nuts TV bosses are listening, they could probably sign up the pair to present ‘Shed Sports 2’ or something.
Chris takes a look in the listings magazine at what else Dave’s show will be up against on ‘real television’. BBC One has the news and weather, followed by a repeat of One Foot in the Grave. Jeremy Paxman and Newsnight is on BBC Two, with Brothers and Sisters on Channel 4 and the film ‘Hell’ on Channel 5. Dave believes his show will be a ratings success. Although when Chris reveals that Taggart is on ITV3 this evening, Dave admits defeat with a mediocre Taggart impression (that’s some more stereotype fun for you!)
WHO KNOWS DOM?
Yesterday on Who Knows Dom, Haydn Burns was on the show. Today, was the first celebrity to star in this whimsical feature, with a guest appearance from Sir Timmy Mallet.
He knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows Dom!
The team fantasised about their Timmy Mallet experiences from their past. Chris and Dave had him as a guest on the old TV show, and an interesting revelation was made at this point. Carrie used to do it with her sister, with an empty lemonade bottle. ‘It was great’ said Carrie. They even filmed it.
Chris reckons that because Timmy Mallet was on today’s show, they could get a string of minor celebrities over the next few days… tune in tomorrow to find out who knows Dom!
THE JO WHILEY BET & ANDI PETERS!
Regular listeners to the show will no doubt remember that on yesterday’s show, Chris dared Jo to kiss Angus Deaton when she was going to Hell’s Kitchen that night. If she did, Chris would donate £500 to a charity of her choice. Always up for a bit of kissy kissy, Jo completed the task live on national television. Chris thought that the stunt looked incredibly staged, but it didn’t matter – it still meant that Chris had to fork over the cash… would he do the deed – we’ll find out at the handover!
On the subject of Hell’s Kitchen, Chris had received an invite to attend the restaurant that evening, and was deciding whether or not to go along. This prompted a game of Guess Who, to find out the mystery celeb who had invited Chris along. Chris said that the team would never manage to guess the identity of them, but did mention that Andi Peters had a guess who from ages ago. The mere mention of the name was enough to send Rachel into a huff. Chris tried to weasel a reason out of her as to her hate for the muscle man. Rachel explained that whenever they talk about him on the air, he always rings Chris on his mobile in the studio, making that whirring noise that she hates so much. And true to form, he did. Chris didn’t let him get on the air. Good job – or else the whole show would have been in disarray.
The mention of Andi Peters led Dave to believe that he was Chris’ mystery inviter. Chris denied all knowledge of this fact, yet he didn’t deny rumours of Gary Bushell being the mystery diner.
With Hell’s Kitchen being flavour of the show (see what I did there!), the team came up with some other challenges for Chris’ appearance tonight. Ideas being thrown about the room, included having a fight behind Angus, and bundling him live on National TV. In a demonstration of how this would work, Dave hurt his ankle and Chris was a bit sore in the Davina McCalls.
TEDIOUS LINK
From yesterday’s TLC – Waterfalls…
Waterfalls can be a major hazard if you’re trying to navigate a fast flowing river in a canoe. The plural of canoe is canoes and these were historically used as a form of transport by Native American Indians. American Indians like to live in reservations and their traditional clothes were always made from stuff like animal skin and feathers. Feathers are found on birds, and feathers are also used to stuff pillows. Pillows are what you have in your bed to put your head on. Your head is connected to the rest of your body via your neck. If you say ‘your neck’ quite fast, it sounds a bit like ‘Yannick’, as in Yannick Noah, who used to be a big name in the world of tennis. Tennis is a game that requires rackets, a ball and a net. Annette is a ladies name, whose origins probably originate in France. The name Francis is also probably of French origin and Francis is sometimes often abbreviated as a name to Frank, or sometimes even Frankie. And if you were called Frankie, and you wanted to go to the movie capital of American to make a documentary all about different tribes of pigmies or something, you might be called Frankie Goes To Hollywood Two Tribes, which links us cleverly to Frankie Goes To Hollywood and Two Tribes!
Problems?
• Native American Indians didn’t choose to live in reservations – they were sort of put there.
Otherwise, as Dave would say – bang on!
THEME TUNES & RAMBLE CHAT
Today’s TV Themes were:
• The Abbot & Costello Show
• Huckleberry Hound
• Beavis & Butthead
• Metal Mickey
Today’s ramble was predominately Nuts TV based. Aled claims that more households in the UK have Freeview over Sky. Rachel, the show’s Freeview representative said she wouldn’t be able to watch it tonight because she had Pilates. Aled offered advice to the rest of the team on how they could receive Nuts TV by simply tuning in their television sets to receive Freeview. Chris and Dave couldn’t really see the benefit of this, especially Chris, who has the full Sky package. Rachel said (in a clear BBC corporate tone) that they should read books. ‘But which book has car chases in?’, I hear you ask… well Rachel has the answer… Why, it’s Cagney & Lacey the Book of course. Available now from all good (and bad) book shops.
Chris also explained at this point, his desire to leave ever so slightly early so he didn’t have to bump into the fox that rocks, Jo Whiley. His reasons were simple – if he spoke to Jo, he’d be £500 worse off, where as by avoiding her, his money could stay locked tightly in his wallet. A rather confusing moment followed where Chris called Aled, ‘Rachel’ (its confusing me now just thinking about it).
At this point in the review, we must say goodbye to Northern Ireland…
ANDI FINALLY MAKES IT ON AIR
After bombarding Chris with numerous texts throughout the show of how he was disappointed with Rachel’s attitude towards him, Chris decided it was only fair to let Andi Peters come on the air and give his point of view (again). Andi read Rachel the dictionary definition of ‘sigh’ after her earlier outburst. Rachel responded with a rather lacklustre ‘No Comment’. As the pair battle it out (to the theme of Rocky), Dave reminds us of the fact that their feud is obviously down to the fact that they love each other dearly and that its all a front. The saga continues…
Before he leaves, Andi has a guess who (again, much to Rachel’s dismay). This came from his recent trip to New York, when he met someone on the plane. The game begins…
Is it a man? Yes
Is this man from the world of television? Yes
Would you describe this man as a televisual actor? Yes
Have they also appeared in movies? No
Is this person British? Yes
Is this person on the BBC? Yes
Is he a presenter? No
Is he English? Yes
Is he over 40? No
Is he below the age of 40? Yes
Is he in his thirties? Yes
Has this TV actor been associated with the world of soap opera? No
Have I [Chris] been to his house? Yes
Has he been on television in the last 7 days? No
Is he a comedian? Yes
Is it Jon Culshaw? No
Do they do impressions? No
*the team almost give up at this point*
Andy gives the clue that the Guess Who is a double act
Dick and Dom? No
Hale and Pace? No
Elaine Paige and Barbara Dickson? No
Are they Northerners? No
Were they both on the plane? Yes
Matt Lucas and David Walliams? YES!!!
Chris gets it, after a rather lengthy guessing process. Apparently Chris has fallen out with Matt because he stole something from his house. They better patch stuff up because Rachel exclusively revealed that they’ll be coming on the show in the next few months.
They were getting late for the news, so to get out of the link, Dom stepped in with his trademark yoghurt joke… the punchline? He was mullered *budumcha*. Cue more jokes… Rachel cuts off Andi for the news. As said by Dave, ‘The Roth of Peters is now unleashed…’
After the news, Andi returned, as did the jokes. Andi tried to tell a joke, but failed. Poor guy. No wonder Rachel hates him. Dave returns with his deer joke. Chris hinted at the fact there maybe another round of Gag Idol around the corner.
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THESE ARE THE JOKES FOLKS, PLUS, THE TEAM RATE PAUL McKENNA
More jokes followed later. Chris confused Aled with his duck doo joke:
Chris: ‘I just bought a duckdoo’
Aled: ‘A what doo?’
Chris: ‘a duckdoo’
Aled: *clearly not getting the joke* ‘what’s that?’
Chris: ‘Duckdoo!’
Dom: ‘What’s a duckdoo?’
Chris: ‘Quack Quack!!’
Aled suggested that they need to learn some new jokes. Especially when Chris told a Quasimodo related joke. He reckoned his family might be listening and therefore might sue.
One more for Aled though…
Chris: ‘Knock Knock’
Aled: ‘Who’s There?’
Chris: ‘A dunup’
Aled: ‘A done a poo?’
Laughs all round – well nearly… apart from poor Aled who only realised his mistake 5 seconds later. If you’re reading this Al, bless ya!
With the show nearly over, it was time to rate Paul McKenna from yesterday’s show.
• Chris rates 7.3
• Carrie rates 6.95
• Dom rates 1 but then readjusts it to 6.85
• Rachel rates 7.2
• Aled rates 6.142
• Dave rates 6.8
The total therefore being 41.142 (although Dave predicted about 43)
On the handover, Chris tried his best to avoid Jo for once, due to their ongoing bet. Chris still complains that Jo’s stunt was completely staged, but it won’t get him out of the bet. Get it out Chris! (the money that is…)
ALSO ON TODAY’S SHOW
• Today’s Carrie on ‘injured’ Footballers, is Ledley King. He’s mildly interesting, and gets scared by mice and rats. Chris and Dave find it amusing that he doesn’t have a favourite car, but he loves a Bentley.
• Dom’s story about the Two Frogs that he recorded before the team went on holiday is being read out on CBeebies Radio this afternoon on BBC 7 between 4pm and 5pm. Tune in if you’re either under 5, or a fan of Dom... or indeed both!
• Chris tries to prove that Carrie can’t read a sports story without fluffing it. The team all chuck in some cash. Needless to say, Carrie fails after being tickled by ‘interference’. Rachel was under the table, Dom was behind her, and Chris had his bottom in her face.
• Chris wished a happy anniversary to his good friend Paul and Emma, who are celebrating their 10 year anniversary. Dom asks ‘What do you get for being married for 10 years?’ ‘A Happy life’ replies Chris. Of course, this mention was in place of a card. Chris’ floodgates started to open, with numerous other friends asking for anniversary messages.
• Westwood, after respecting Nicholas from Hells Kitchen, decided to ‘respect’ all of the team, although after the earlier revelation from Carrie with her, the lemonade bottle and her sister, her respect time was shortlived.
• Just when you thought we’d had enough Andi for one show, he reappears with 2 minutes to go. This time he came up with a killer joke:
‘Have you seen this new stereo they’re launching in America? It’s like a chocolate cake… It’s a Gateau-blaster!’… Somebody peel me off the floor….
HELLOGOODBYE
Only one round of these today:
7:25am
We say hello to:
Adam Reid, who’s driving from Cornwall to Plymouth.
Andrew Quinn in Belfast, who has a confusing job title.
Steven Thomas, having breakfast while listening to the show.
Raynor Barles from Canada, listening via Sirius.
there was also an Ian in Birmingham, but Chris avoided it because he had a weird name.
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| Wednesday 20th June 2007 |
Author: charlalottie ::
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:18pm
Wednesday 20th June 2007
7:00 NEWSBEAT 1. Hello Goodbye- Here in Your Arms 2. Groove Armada feat. Mutya Buena Song 4 Mutya 7:30 NEWSBEAT 3. Editors- Smokers Outside the Hospital Doors 4. Nelly Furtado- Maneater 8:00 NEWSBEAT 5. Armand Van Helden - NYC Beat 6. Pink – Who Knew? 7. Kings of Leon- Fans 8:30 NEWSBEAT 8. Mark Ronson feat Lily Allen- Oh My God 9. Calvin Harris- The Girls 10. Kelly Rowland feat Eve- Like This 9:00 TEDIOUS LINK 11. The Fray- Over My Head 12. Sunfreakz feat. Andrea- Britton Counting Down The Days 13. The Fratellis- Ole black ‘n’ blue eyes 9:30 NEWSBEAT 14. Klaxons- Not Over Yet 15. Avril Lavigne- Girlfriend
Rain:
Last night there was big storms over London and Chris was saying about how it was warm when he went to the pub last night so he sat in the beer garden under one of those big umbrellas and how he felt it was the end of the world.
Dave managed to get his lawn mown and was putting the lawn mower in the shed just as it began. Aled then went a bit odd but put it down to his hayfever and Dom was getting abuse on the texts for his weather being wrong.
Aled showed Chris the weather map from the BBC wondering how Dom could say it was dry everywhere when there’s rain from Scotland down to around Hull. Chris doesn’t like the BBC weather map and how he hates being able to see the line from the square of screens behind the weather person and then he can’t concentrate on the weather only the line.
Chris then explained a geeky game he plays on sky so he goes on channel 101 which is the local BBC channel and he likes to flick between the local channels and then see what the local headlines are for all the regions and also to see who has the most cheapest, tackiest set and how some days, there are no local news so they make the most out of anything which then made Chris do an impromptu white lines being painted on the road. Andi Peters text in saying about how sad Chris was for doing his geeky game. Aled said that they must have been separated at birth. People were texting in their local news stories one including a bra blocking a drain and making it burst and the rhubarb triangle of up north. Dom felt that they should include more stories like this in their news.
Carrie Protectors:
JK and Joel were picking on Carrie this morning and how she looks like Claire Balding and so Aled and Chris are now trying to protect her from them while Dave thinks its hardly anything to be upset about. They then came in to explain themselves and were blaming Rachel for when she said the one of them, couldn’t tell which one, was told to keep away from Carrie so he never comes in to say hello now.
Andi Peters:
Andi Peter’s phoned in today and Chris and Dave sang the Live and Kicking theme tune for him. They then asked about why he had to say goodbye to Northern Ireland on the Broom Cupboard because the news started exactly at 6 and he had the last live junction on BBC and Northern Ireland didn’t show Neighbours at 5:35 and instead they had their news then. Carrie was then saying how Ed the Duck wasn’t real and Aled was trying to get Andi off the air because of people texting in “Where’s Rachel” and he revealed he didn’t like Andi because he rejected him from a children’s tv audition and Dick from Dick and Dom got it instead. Andi then had a guess who for the team, turned out to be Piers Brosnan which Carrie guessed.
Glastonbury Competition:
Chris explained the competition to get tickets for Glastonbury involving FolkFace where they will play a song and someone has to guess what the song is by an artist who will be performing at the festival. At 8:15 it was time for What the Folk Is That? FolkFace played folk interpretations of Rehab by Amy Winehouse, The Fratellis’ Chelsea Dagger and Ruby by the Kaiser Chiefs.
Later FolkFace played more of Rehab for Chris and then he asked for Level 42, Running in the Family after Dave said they would do requests and then he changed it to Lady in Red by Chris de Burgh and finally My Generation by The Who. For each song, Dom played exactly the same on the guitar.
James Nesbitt:
They haven’t rated him from last week so they did so today. Dom gave him a 7.25, Carrie gave a 7.77, Dave gave him a big fat 8, Rachel gave him a 7.5 and Aled gave him 7.8. Chris rated him 7.2 giving him a grand total of about 45 and a half according to Dave which was between David Tennant and Take That.
Chris’ Book:
Dave said he needed a book review by Chris so he told Dave to write down “It’s Great. Buy it”. He then asked the team who had read it all and only Dave and Carrie have. Rachel told him off for talking about his book, but Chris said he was because it was a funny link.
Dom’s Present:
Dom got a present today of a Dymo label maker after talking about his granddad yesterday and Chris asking if he put labels on everything like Kitchen on Kitchen and other things and this somehow lead to a conversation about CB radios and how Chris had conversations on them with people 2 streets away when he was a child. A load of people text in about the radios allowing Chris to continue talking about them and try to explain to Dave why they are good.
Other Stuff:
(*)Joce’s Birthday: JK and Joel are dressing up as Fireman Sam or a fighter pilot and Joel as a jockey or Dev from Coronation Street as it’s her birthday tomorrow which meant Joel could do his Dev impressions and Chris tried to make him sing along to the jingle.
(*)Will Mellor: They had done a proper version of Dave’s parody and he hit the vocal when Chris tried to play it. He had done some backing vocals for the chorus.
(*)Steve Lamacq: Chris play a clip of the end of Steve’s show where he was doing a link into the news after playing a song called “Burn Koko” to find the first news story is about Gatecrasher burning to the ground.
(*)Tedious Link: From Girls Aloud’s Biology to Fine Young Cannibals and Good Thing.
(*) Car Park Catchphrase: Cary vs Katie- Katy guessed “Silence of the lambs” and “The blind leaving the blind”.
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| Tuesday 19th June 2007 |
Author: charlalottie ::
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:09pm
Tuesday 19th June 2007
7:00 NEWSBEAT 1. Mika- Love Today 2. The Holloways- Generator 3. Mutya Buena- Real Girl 7:30 NEWSBEAT 4. Reverend And The Makers- Heavyweight Champion Of The World 5. Gym Class Heroes- Cupid’s Chokehold 6. Booty Luv – Shine 8:00 NEWSBEAT 7. Mason vs Princess Superstar- Perfection 8. Maroon 5- Makes Me Wonder 9. Just Jack- Writer’s Block 8:30 NEWSBEAT 10. The Twang- Either Way 11. Amy Winehouse- Rehab 9:00 TEDIOUS LINK 12. The Hoosiers- Worried About Ray 13. Rihanna- Umbrella 9:30 NEWSBEAT 14. Armand Van Helden -NYC Beat 15. Calvin Harris- The Girls
Showcasing the Playlist:
After yet another discussion with Aled about the playlist and how Chris has to waste his time scoring every song on the playlist out of 3 to find the songs he likes only for the ones he hates and Aled likes to be played. After Aled trying to justify the reason why Chris has to do this Chris then decides he’ll go and play songs from 1983 because he likes those songs and therefore they should be played and because he believes they shouldn’t play any songs that are too new, too new being after 1995. So he started to play Billy Joel’s Uptown Girl as he marked it a 3 and then moved on to Mike Oldfield to Culture Club’s Karma Chameleon to Kajagoogoo to Nick Curshaw, one of Moyles’ favourites.
After Mika, he then play David Bowie’s Let’ Dance, well the introduction.
Aled’s Big Chance:
Aled was alone in the studio just as The Holloways were finishing and he didn’t know what to do so stuck Mutya Buena on and Chris stops him and makes him talk. So he rambled on a bit about the 80’s music asking everyone if they would want more 80’s music or more new stuff. He then went on about how he was chatting with his mates on the internet. Chris finally came back after Aled pleaded for him to return and Dave then suggested a radio version of the Friday Night Project where they get people to come in and host the show why they just all sit back and relax.
After Mutya was played fully, they started the Chris Moyles Show Project with musical guest Liza Minelli and host guest Aled Jones.
Commerical Reggae:
Later we went from 1983 to 1994 and the amazing offers the genre of commercial reggae gave us. Chris couldn’t believe that the songs he was playing were of the same year as Oasis and Blur.
After a while, Chris went back to songs from the 1994 with Roxette.They then started a conversation about what singers and bands from the 80’s and 90’s are doing now. Level 42 now run a swimming baths.
Glastonbury and Drinking:
There was the competition for the wedding in Glastonbury which meant loads of people were texting in about marrying their sister or cousin as the wedding isn’t legally binding. There’s a hen night being organised by Mika and Dave and Chris were working out who would be Martha and who would be Arthur out of the two of them. Aled then said he would marry Dave from the show to see him squirm. Dave then asked if he wanted to know why they wouldn’t have fun together which led to a discussion about alcohol because Aled and Dave don’t like any of the same drinks.
They then spoke about Dom wanting a drink on a train everytime he gets on one and how he asks everyone do they fancy a drink as soon as he spies the trolley three carriages away.
Chris is then talking about how he doesn’t really want to drink at home and his favourite drink is a cup of tea. Dave apparently makes a good cuppa. Chris then challenges Gordon Ramsay to a tea off…”tea bag, hot water, milk…DONE!”.
They then discussed whether the milk should go in first or last and the exact way Dave squeezes the tea out of the tea bag and how Dom makes tea with 2 tea bags. Chris then challenged Dom to a tea off, and how they have to record it because they are not allowed a kettle in the studio and how Dom’s granddad keeps an empty bottle of milk in the fridge in case someone asks for their coffee to be black. Afterwards they said that Mr T should judge the competition and they were trying to do impressions which ended up with him sounding from Birmingham.
Back to Glastonbury, they stopped the lines and then started singing along to the montage of people who are performing there.
Les Dennis:
Les Dennis was on the phone today from Heathrow airport as he was going to Kenya to try and save the planet by raising awareness of our carbon footprint and about this marathon a few celebrities are running in a game reserve to raise money for the BBC wildlife fund, which Chris didn’t even knew existed but likes the fact that Les is saving the planet; “He’s like Superted but SuperLes” allowing Chris to play the SuperTed theme but singing over it. “From Family Fortunes to saving the world there’s nothing he can’t do, It’s SuperLes” only to find out that Les was still on the phone and could hear him. A little while later Aled thought it would be a good idea to play some running music so he gave Chris to play Keep on Running.
Other Stuff:
(*) Carrie’s Engagement: Chris had to give Dave £20 as the engagement had lasted a day.
(*) Downloading: Dave revealed he never bought music online which allowed Chris to demonstrate to Dave how to and also revealed that he has even bought a bed online. Aled then said he downloaded the soundtrack to Lost and so Chris turned his microphone off.
(*) Fish: Dave had to explain about the advert that got banned about fish and then Chris went on about how Dave took Radio 1 off the air and when Nicky Campbell threw a mini disc at Dave’s head on his first day.
(*) Rehab: Chris played the Scottish version of Rehab sang by Dave and Dom after playing the proper version. Chris then asked a question about comedy.
Chris: What’s the secret of comedy?
Dom: Errrrrrrrm………timing?
(*) Rob DJ’s Monday Night Pub Quiz: Who is 4th in line to the throne? Name the artist Rende- Vu 1999? Which musician celebrates his 65th birthday today? What nickname was giving to the strategic defensive initiative by Ronald Regan in 1983? Next Day Ethics is an anagram of a sitcom from America, which sitcom is it? The answers were Prince Andrew, Basement Jaxx, Sir Paul McCartney, Star Wars Project, Sex and the City. Dave and Dom got 5 out of 5.
(*) Tedious Link: From yesterday’s Soup Dragons- I’m Free to Girls Aloud- Biology. This could be the most recently released Tedious Link so far as it was released in 2005. It wasn’t flawless as Pauline Fowler doesn’t work in the launderette in EastEnders as she’s dead, though as Dave rightly points out, she still is on UKTV Gold.
(*) Car Park Catchphrase: After Chris was called a “fat flump” by Roy, they played the game between Bobby and Cary. The catchphrases are “stealing their thunder” and “monkey see, monkey do” and Cary won and chose Carrie’s.
(*) The Lurgy: Dom got the Lurgy and the rest of the team were standing on bits of the Daily Star to protect themselves from the floor. With 2 minutes 40 seconds left of the show, Dom still had the lurgy and he went for Chris Cox who was off work the other week because of a bad back and Dom pulled him off a sofa. Sam, Jo Whiley’s producer has given Jo two pieces of paper to stand on and then Chris did get given the lurgy.
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| Thursday 22nd March 2007 |
Author: charlalottie ::
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:38pm
Thursday 22nd March 2007
7:00 NEWSBEAT 1. Bodyrockers- I Like The Way 2. The Fratellis- Baby Fratelli 7:30 NEWSBEAT 3. Nelly Furtado- Say it Right 4. Bedouin Soundclash- When the Night Fills my Soul 5. Muse- Invincible 8:00 NEWSBEAT 6. Just Jack- Starz in Their Eyes 7. Alex Gaudino featuring Crystal Waters- Destination Calabria 8. Natasha Beddingfield- I Wanna Have Your Babies 8:30 NEWSBEAT 9. The Killers- Read My Mind 10. Kelis- Lil Star 9:00 TEDIOUS LINK 11. Razorlight- Can’t Stop This Feeling I’ve Got 9:30 NEWSBEAT 12. Kaiser Chiefs- Ruby 13. Justin Timberlake- What Goes Around…Comes Around
Wrestlemania:
JK and Joel are going to see Wrestlemania 23 and have got tickets for it as a prize. Chris can’t understand how they have managed to convince Radio 1 to do this. JK is only going just to go to Detroit while Joel wants to see all the wrestling.
Dom was then finding out about Detroit and how it is motor city and finds it “amazing”. Chris discovers that the trip is down under holiday and that JK and Joel won’t be doing any shows from there which annoys Chris. They did say they would do some little phoners back which is generous of them.
They then start talking about the early morning shows and more specifically James King and Natalie Jamieson, and their feature Friday Fido.
Then Dave notices JK is wearing Tie-dye which was in about 1983 apparently and then Chris doing impressions of a wrestler ordering something from Starbucks. Then he continued this impression into the Bodyrockers.
A very odd start to the show which was continued and Rachel commented that the men don’t even look that nice. If they all looked like Brad Pitt then it would be worth seeing. Dave said the women look plastic and it’s not his thing. The team were then trying to come up with ways to get a trip at the expense of Radio 1. Dave said about going to America for the American Idol final and so this allowed Chris to quiz Dave on who is left as he’s been watching it.
Dragon’s Den:
The team talked about last night’s Dragons Den and a particular invention which has an infra red thing which allows you to turn the telly completely off instead of putting it on stand-by with the remote control. Chris was then saying how it seems like they screw the inventors over with the amount of money they give and how much they expect of the share.
The Apprentice:
Chris was talking about The Apprentice and Chris did a nice impression of Sir Alan Sugar and Dom said about when he had to interview him and how horrible it was as Sir Alan did not like Dom at all. Chris then spoke about his favourite people who are the helpers of Sir Alan who sit either side of him and how bizarre the show is generally. Then Chris spoke about his prediction game where he tries to work out who will be fired in the next episode by looking at where Sir Alan is pointing his finger and remembering it for when everyone sits down next week.
After the news, Chris was saying about how people had been texting in saying when has Tommy Cooper been doing The Apprentice. “Sir Alan” was then asking Dom about what he was doing with the weather and then asking Carrie questions, and then spoke to Dave and saying he liked Dave.
Sir Alan: I like you; you’re an ass-kicker. Do you know what I hate?
Dave: Ass-kickers?
Sir Alan: Ass-kickers!
"Sir Alan" was then choosing who to fire and was moaning at Dom saying he messed up everything and then was moaning at Dave saying he had beady eyes and also that Carrie is a terrible project manager but Dom got fired instead. Dom was allowed to grovel a bit before actually having to go.
Chris then was doing the next week on the show part and was talking about buying yoghurt and leeks. Dom correctly summarised that Chris knows this show way too much.
Dave’s moving house:
Today Dave is moving house, he has nearly packed and Chris played I Like the way you move in the background which Dave didn’t get straight away. Chris flaked out on Dave, as they were supposed to go out and so Dave did packing all night instead. The removers are going to get there at 9am and hopefully be packed up by lunch and leave at 1 and move into the new place at about 2 or 2:30. Dave hopes they’ll be gone by 4. Dave was then explaining how he has paid them to pack stuff up like cutlery and that they’ll wrap them up and put them in the box and label it all nicely and then dump it. Chris was then asking about Dave’s hidden stuff which annoyed Rachel as it was too early for porn apparently.
Dave is moving out of London and is going to become so annoying being all countrified. Then they were talking about house meetings and how boring they are.
At about 8:45, when Aled came in, they spoke about Dave moving house and Chris asked Dave if he knew the local shop, the pizza delivery and other important questions.
Dom’s son:
Dom has been boring everyone by playing clips of his son. He is only 3 and a half and his favourite song his by Just Jack and so he was playing his son singing it. So Chris allowed Dom to play it on air for everyone to hear. Chris asked if he could play a load of Eminem and Public Enemy the next time he babysits. Dom was annoyed that his wife missed it as she was on the phone to her Mum.
The Budget by Dave:
Dave decided that it would be a good idea to explain the Budget for everyone listening seeing as he is Radio 1’s equivalent to Carol Vordaman. The fact he started off saying “I’m not a financial expert” did predict this was not going to be totally accurate. Also the use of local radio jingles emphasised this. The day before, Gordon Brown delivered the Budget and so Dave broke the speech down into digestible bullet points by playing a game.
Dave just gave the stuff we needed to know and not any waffle or the stuff he didn’t understand. So the team had to guess whether it was higher or lower.
So here it is;
Beer is higher.
Income tax is lower.
Fags is higher.
Cider is higher.
VAT on nicotine patches is lower.
Petrol is also higher.
Dave was impressed with how everyone was getting right and how they weren’t as stupid as they looked but the game was quite easy. It was slightly odd to hear Chris cheering that fags have gone up but he was cheering the fact he got it right.
Then there were texts saying for some people, income tax was going up which the seemed to confuse Dave as he tried to explain how this was happening.
Chris then wanted to ask Dave some Budget questions involving 4x4 drivers and the text eventually crashed from so many texts. Dom then said that the Chancellor of the Exchequer used to come on to the Radio 1 breakfast show and explain it in the old black and white days of Radio 1.
Other questions were “I ride an elephant, how does the road tax affect me?” and “What about the lower 10% income tax rate”. Then later “Does the type of elephant effect the road tax?” and “I have a 4x4 elephant will I pay more” and then Dom asked “If I was drinking cider on an elephant” which Chris correctly informed Dom he couldn’t as that would be drink and driving.
X Trax:
Chris had a copy of the X Trax magazine which is like a radio magazine with things like what happened on this day. 4 years ago Gareth Gates was number1 with spirit in the sky, 5 years ago Will Young and 6 years ago Hear’say was number 1. Chris was announcing the nominations for the X Trax awards. Nominees for raising the awareness of radio are Chris Evans, Russell Brand and Terry Wogan. For Controller of the year, Parf Daddy is nominated and still is using a photography that was taken 15 years ago. News Broadcaster of the year, Dom is not nominated for. The team feel there’s been an oversight and Chris think it is outrageous as he feels Dom is the best radio newsreader. Presenter of the Year, which Chris summaries as ever DJ who has worked ever. There was Russell Brand, Scott Mills, Chris Moyles, Terry Wogan were some. Chris was then talking about the other categories there were such as Scottish Presenter of the year, East England of the year, South and South West presenter of the year. Chris really wants to go to the ceremony but apparently there is no ceremony this year.
Chris looked for Producer of the year, and couldn’t find it and then managed to and found out that Rachel, the current holder, is not even nominated.
Chris decided that there should be The Chris Moyles Awards where everyone gets an award and they have the ceremony in the pub and get it all dressed up for it. Categories including; sports reader of the year, Sandwich producer of the year and the Jocelin award.
Aled’s Present:
Aled brought in a present which was in a bag. It was a new PS3 which Chris was unimpressed with as he is an Xbox gamer. Dave asked if it was like when they got the Xbox and dropped it to scare Chris and scared Aled as he was trying to snatch it out of Aled’s hands. Rachel found it all amusing. Chris was surprised with how heavy was and Rachel liked how shiny it was. Dom then came running in to the studio to have a look. The team then was explaining to Rachel all the differences between the PS2 and the PS3. Chris suggested selling it in Oxford Circus for £3000. Aled then wanted to look after it which was fair enough seeing just after he said that, Chris suggested a game of catch with it. Rachel wanted them Chris and Dave to play must to Aled’s horror. Aled then was trying to bribe Chris not to throw it. Chris did a huge speech about how he is a game pervert with how his front room is like a graveyard to game consoles and how he feels he has cheated on his Xbox wife.
When Aled was leaving with the Xbox in one piece, everyone tried to do a bundle and all you could hear was Aled’s protests.
After Tedious, a text came in saying that the team were prats for disrespecting the PS3. Someone also asked for bundle to be explained. So Dave did an audio of a bundle for everyone at home listening. Dave then remembered when they bundles someone famous but couldn’t remember who.
Then Chris said they should do a vote on whether they should smash the PS3 up. Dom wanted to play catch, Dave wanted to play pass the console and Aled was trying to keep the PS3 in one piece. Dom came up with playing the music to Two Word Tango and instead of saying a celebrity they shout a name of the team and throw the PS3 to be caught. Chris set up a text vote and then said that if the listeners agree, whoever drops it has to stand outside in Oxford Circus naked as a forfeit.
After a song, we came back to listening to Aled trying to plug the PS3 in much to Chris’ amusement at his attempts. Rachel and Dom were still agreeing with Chris and the 8000 listeners who had text in saying “catch” to play with PS3 in their alternative way.
Just as they got into the news, Aled went into shock when Dave accidentally kicked it.
After the news, everyone was treated to the audio of a formula 1 game and we had Chris commentating over it. Chris was playing as Jenson Button. Carrie commented on the nice throttle action that was taking place. As Chris was playing, Dave had to commentate. Chris was moaning that he didn’t know what button was brake, and so probably the reason why he was last. After a while, Chris wanted to crash and so did so to allow Dave a go. Then we got to hear Dave play and Chris took up commentating. Dave didn’t know where the brake was.
Chris said they weren’t going to play catch with it as it would make Aled cry. Later we were listening to Dom play and staying off the track a lot and was also trying to play along with Car Park Catchphrase.
Car Park Catchphrase:
Alicia and Jim who was driving a truck full of sheep with a home made horn. Chris worked out that he wasn’t really in a truck, and his horn was in fact a speaker system. So Chris cut Jim off. So Alicia chose to play with Aled instead who was also playing on the PS3. So when Aled needed to beep in, he had to say “beep beep horn horn”. The catchphrases were “coming up smelling of roses”, “don’t cut off your nose to spite your face” and “it’s take two to tango” with Alicia winning, although Chris did ignore Aled beeping in. Alicia chose Aled’s mug for her mum.
Jo’s Song:
Jo was stuck on the train earlier and Chris wanted to see if she was in the building yet. Then Chris randomly started to sing a song about Jo Whiley being in his basement and wearing her clothes. Dave then asked why Jo’s scared of him. Then Chris tried to sing a song about Jo’s producer but gave up luckily. Dave wondered if Chris is singing songs to purposely repulse women.
Jo Whiley is in my bedroom, she’s hiding under my bed, I hope she doesn’t wake up early or she’ll go and bang her head”.
Jo then asked Chris to finish the song about Sam.
Other Stuff:
(*) One Road Travel: Danny from Preston who is a very big Newcastle fan and once saw Roy Walker riding a bike.
(*) Celebrity Tarzan: Today’s added prizes were Jimmy Carr and Catherine Tate’s DVDs. Adam Budd was today’s caller and he guessed Billie Piper and was wrong.
(*) FolkFace: After playing Muse, Dom asked if they were not going to play Wembley as for about 8 minutes they were going to. Chris said they should try and support George Michaels and then they would be put on before him and they would technically play Wembley first.
(*) Alan Partridge: Dom found some Alan Partridge clips and betted £10 that Dom would not be able to smile or laugh hearing it. Chris still has £10.
(*) Snow: Aled rushed in and told everyone it was snowing which everyone was very excited about except Dave because the removal men will get muddy footprints on the carpet.
(*) Tedious Link: Today’s song was Nirvana’s Lithium. Brilliant. Not entirely watertight seeing as Dave confused an artic roll and a Christmas log.
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| Friday 2nd February 2007 |
Author: charlalottie ::
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:38pm
Friday 2nd February 2007
7:00 NEWSBEAT 1. Fall Out Boy- This Ain’t A Scene, It’s An Arms Race 2. Booty Luv- Boogie 2nite 3. Kasabian- Me Plus One 4. Corrine Bailey Rae- I’d Like To 7:30 NEWSBEAT 5. David Guetta vs The Egg- Love, Don’t Let Me Go 6. Snow Patrol- Open Your Eyes 7. Justin Timberlake- What Goes Around…Comes Around 8:00 NEWSBEAT 8. Basement Jaxx- Oh My Gosh 9. Klaxons- Golden Skans 8:30 NEWSBEAT 10. Mika- Grace Kelly 11. The Killers- When You Were Young 12. Gwen Stefani- The Sweet Escape 9:00 TEDIOUS LINK 13. Damien Rice- Rootless Tree 14. Mason vs Princess Superstar- Perfection 9:30 NEWSBEAT 15. Razorlight- Before I Fall to Pieces 16. Bloc Party – The Prayer
Chris is late:
Dave had to open the show as Chris hadn’t turned up yet. After two songs, Chris had finally turned up. Despite oversleeping, he was still tired but he said he was staying away from Dick and Dom, who were doing the early morning show before them. Chris was commenting on Dick’s Starsky and Hutch hair and then had a go at Dave for sounding nervous when he opened the show and Rachel too the blame because she forgot to fade the mic up. Chris was moaning that Rachel didn’t do a link at the beginning of the show and playing songs instead, but turns out that Dom and Carrie were the only people in the studio as Dave was talking to Dick and Dom and Rachel was panicking. Chris was saying it doesn’t matter if he oversleeps because the show is all about him and it’s like a football not turning up in a match. So until he arrives the show doesn’t start.
Then Chris was asking what they would do if he and Dave didn’t turn up for Monday’s show and what would the team do. Rachel said that the protocol would be for the people who were on before to carry on. Chris then ranted that Radio 1 is lazy and that Dominic and Carrie could do the show. Everyone agreed that Dom would be the person who would do the show. Chris then would imagine it would be a show filled with U2 and a U2 competition.
Aled:
Aled was calling from Doncaster, He went up yesterday and went to the college where the karaoke is going to take place. He is with Paul the Bear, and he is moaning that its cold and never gets to go anywhere warm. He had his Russian hat on which apparently means he is really grumpy this morning. He is giving away tickets for the karaoke; he had ten sets and was giving them away in exchange for an item of clothing. He was standing on a big pink radio 1 banner, which is very strange but very Aled. He wasn’t allowed to give any tickets away though until he spoke to Chris again and was instructed to line them all up ready.
Later in the show, they spoke to Aled again and a man who ran over from his fish stall with a hat got some tickets. Strangely he didn’t smell of fish. A girl was a 8 out of 10 on Aled’s fitness scale called Holly but sounded too gobby for Chris but got tickets because she look liked she could cop off easily. Aled was then allowed to give the tickets out to whoever they want.
At 8:27, they went back to Aled who had moved location in Donny and was giving away another 10 sets of tickets. Once again, people had to bring another item of clothing, but they decided that it would be better if people had to sing to Aled to get tickets. Aled managed to get a little crowd together who all shouted “Donny Donny Donny!” He then got them to sing down the phone and let Chris judge if they get tickets or not. They had to do this whilst there was a siren in the background and so there was a few police jokes although it turned out to be an ambulance which Aled said was alright much to the team’s amusement. Paul the Bear, has stopped being so mardy now someone offered him a cup of tea.
Football Tickets:
The team gave away tickets for Manchester City against Reading. The question was which of these is not a defender for Manchester City; Danny Mills, Hayley Mills or Scott Mills. Then they changed it to who is a defender. More easy than usual as Chris mucked the question up and just told the answer, but still have a guess. They then realised that Danny Mills is now on loan to another club and Dave said it was a very bad question. A lot of Man City fans text in saying the answer but explaining why it was wrong so they had to do the link again. So Dave came up with another question which was; Who is the manager of Manchester City; Stuart Pearce, Dave Pearce Pierce Brosnan. After a song, Dave introduced the song because Chris and Rachel want to go home after the mess of the Danny Mills question. Someone won somehow.
Dick and Dom:
They came in for a quick chat, but both of them had man bags. Chris said it was more like Starsky and Dom than Dick and Dom. Dick was pressing all the buttons and Dom just guffed and drank tea like Dave does. Dom didn’t do any tricks but Chris asked so Dom asked think of a number between 1 and 10 and Chris said 7 and Dave said 6. I don’t think anyone really understood what it’s about.
Dom was asked about whether he still had a playing card stuck to his ceiling in his living room when Chris was there at a party. They never explained why, but we found out Dom doesn’t really do his magic anymore. Dick is apparently good at magic as he’s managed to hypnotise BBC bosses to give him contracts.
Play your Rugby 6 Nation Tickets Right:
Even after the disaster of the football ticket giveaway, the team managed to give away tickets for England vs Scotland at Twickenham, Which one of these are not part of the 6 Nations? England, Scotland or Poland. The answer of course was Poland, and there was an England winner and a Scotland winner so everyone was happy except for a woman who text in saying it was unfair two men won.
This allowed Chris to plug Featherstone Rovers even though its Rugby League and Rugby Union like the 6 Nations, which Carrie said is the best rugby. Chris asked for a report about how Featherston Rovers get on, but everyone was busy.
Football Predictions:
Liverpool vs Everton is this weekend and Dom gave the prediction 3-1 to Liverpool, Dave said 1-1 draw and Carrie said 2-1 Liverpool as it is being played at Anfield. Leeds have got Norwich this weekend, and Chris said that they will win despite saying two seconds earlier that they will lose. He then did a nice rant about Leeds rising like a Phoenix. Are the team right? No doubt will hear all the audio of the game on Monday for Dave or Dom’s enjoyment.
Last Night:
Chris went to the pub having a couple of drinks and then he saw two people walk in. This allowed a little game of guess who. Dom guessed that one was a man and one was a woman and that they were a couple but they are not in the world of acting. Carrie asked if the man was involved in the world of music. Dave asked if involved in music. Rachel asked if it was a television presenter and Dom asked if they did magic, Carrie asked if it was a footballer, Dave asked if the girl was a chef. Rachel guessed that the woman was the famous person. Dom sport, Carrie asked if she was involved in the world of music and then correctly guessed it was Sarah Harding and Joe Mott.
Chris said they revealed some secrets, one of them being that Nicola smiled and the Cheryl is going out with Ashley Cole. Nadine is seeing someone from Desperate Housewives. They were also talking about how much Nicola hates Chris and how he hopes they can become from enemies to friends. Chris is going out tonight and Dave can’t come because he is gigging in Exeter. Heaven in Devon.
Dom’s Jingle’s:
Dom had managed to get some local radio jingles that were made for the team after last week where they were pretending to be on local radio. Each member of the team had their own jingle. Carrie’s jingle said a sporting chance with Carrie. Rachel’s was for her fashion slot, Talking Shoes. Dom thought Dave’s was more like a Phone in, it was Comedy Dave’s Gardening Phone In. He then led into S Club 7’s Bring it all back with there’s no party like a gardening party. He had anther version where it was Comedy Dave in the Potting Shed. Even Aled had one. Then Dave had a little sing along to Ronan Keating which was very bizarre which he put down to doing an Irish accent which sounded more Chinese.
Children’s shows:
After the news, Chris was talking about Dora the Explorer and what it’s about and Dom was able to give a detailed description of the show although he hasn’t seen it in as much depth as Sophie. Dom said he knows much more about Big Cook Little Cook. Dom said his favourite show was Big Cook Little Cook. Apparently Dom has some exciting news that is to be revealed one day, but is very exciting.
Carrie on Footballers:
Chris Riggot, his biggest hero was Dean Saunders; thinks the best thing about being a footballer is he gets to do what he loves every day. He likes dogs and his last album he got was The Killers he prefers EastEnders over Coronation Street and salad over chips. Asked how he will be remembered he said as a fat head.
Dom and Dave’s Show:
After playing bloc party, Chris disappeared so Dom and Dave had to fill in with classic lines like there’s no party like a Bloc Party party. Then they tried to make Dave do the gardening show and then let Rachel do her show, apparently she had a dream where she got her own show, but only for five minutes. Rachel did quite well except for calling her show the talking show shoe and forgetting the name of the Spice Girls track she was playing.
Other Stuff:
(*)One Road Travel: Debbie Barker lives in Poppet Road and has a dog called Missy and her favourite sandwich is ham and cheese. She was also once was on brainteaser.
(*)Celebrity Tarzan: Introduced as one mistake from another. Rachel gave a clue which was that Celebrity Tarzan is a man. She also said that the man is not a singer or an actor and he is British. ER complete 7th series DVD and a Ministry of Sound CD were the prizes. Helen from Preston, who is living in London guessed Chris Martin and was wrong.
(*) Dave’s haircut: Dave is now spending £14 on his haircut from the original £9 he used to spend. Chris doesn’t spend anything as Sophie clips it for him now he’s shaves. Rachel spends about £40.
(*) Tedious Link: From yesterday’s Wham, Wake me up; the link went to I’m Gonna Get You by Bizarre Inc. It wasn’t seamless, there were 2 minor mistakes said Dave. These being that Alf Roberts is in Coronation Street not in Home and Away and also Sleeping with the Enemy didn’t star Robert Klein.
(*) Car Park Catchphrase: Paul against Joanne from Southport. The catchphrases were Teach Grandma to Suck Eggs and Who ate all the pies? Paul won and chose Carrie’s mug to go with his collection. He only needs to win two more times to get the whole set.
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